Terrnovation

Terr-no-va-tion [terr-noh-vey-shuh] n,

-noun

The lack of innovation. Opposite to progress. To stop things in dead in their tracks.,

See innovate.

Related Forms: Terrivation (verb)

Terry-thon

A long event (sometimes called a "HotHouse" or "brain storming session") whereby Terries gather together and devise very non-clever, and backwards methods for network design based on arcane, 70's circuit-switched methodology such as pushing new and clever mobility technologies over PSTN landlines.

Not-so-Working Model for Internal Operations

After messing around with an online training course entitled "TerryTelco's (not-so) Working Model for Internal Operations" for 3 hours the the other day due to Terry designing it to work only on a specific (internal) build of Windows, on a Terry-approved laptop/desktop system, via the Terry-approved VPN (that only works on previously said configuration) I've learned one thing: That Terry's "Working Model for Internal Operations" is really about about keeping employees busy instead of being productive by having them spend 3.5 hours to complete a training course to learn about the model.